Buddhist Monks & Hand Granades?

I told you this was going to be a trip for the books! But before I get into that, I must break the bad news that I didn't get the call back from Truth...but I'm cool I'm cool. *tear* but while I was on my trip I was accompanied by a fellow Truth candidate, my new buddy DJ Clean...CONGRATS to him for getting to the third round! Crazy thing is we didn't know each other had applied until after the trip...small world.

The header is definiteley an oxymoron, much like my life, but true nonetheless. New Orleans was nuts! Bourban Street was full of life and my homie Brashaad was insistent on getting these frozen drinks called Hand Granades. If you don't know what's in a Hand Granade, much like the group I was with, it contains rum, gin, vodka, grain alcohol, and melon liquer (JFGI-Just fucking Google It) Needless to say, I would be seeing that same mixture a couple of hours later along with the Crawfish Patties I ingested at Bourbon O...great going down, but coming back up...not so much.


Funky 54 is where the body shots took place, I would post those pics but they're rather sexually charged and people got significant others and ish, so we'll keep those for the "personal collection" Check out "The Morning After" below:



Now the whole purpose of us getting on the road was to go to Houston, TX. N.O. was just for kicks. We attended Master Chin's birthday celebration. Master Chin is a gifted Buddhist Monk who specializes in spiritual advisory. We were embraced by his culture with open arms, even having a VIP table prepared for us that was filled with fruits and water. Mind you Master Chin didn't know were coming, at least that's what we thought until he approached us and said "I knew you were coming"...this is when the Twilight music began. Here's the beginning of the ceremony:


After the night of bullet and stab wound riddled strippers, which seems to be the chart topping occupation of the women we encountered in Houston. We had our reading done by Master Chin. The continuation of the Twilight music picks up here. Now Mr. Chin doesn't take money, but he takes donations, he doesn't use Tarot cards or anything, he genuinely looks as though he's channeling something divine. I walked in and immediatley he's telling me "would you just relax" probably b/c I'm visibly wided eyed and bushy tailed at this point.

He tells me a great deal without me disclosing anything. I won't go into everything he told me, but when he said that my career was going to be good around 28-29, I had to know what I was going to be doing, he says " You'll be working in the entertainment industry...singing and writing." Like I said, this dude doesn't know me from a can of paint...with that, I'm going to be in the lab so hard, it doesn't make any sense! Here's to following your dreams! Click the header to check out all the pics!